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Rule #1

Do not send hate mail with attachments, particularly ones where the attachments end with the extension .bat or .exe. Even George Bush isn´t dumb enough to fall for that one.

saddam hussein, monica lewiski Rule #2

Do not use all upper-case letters in your hate mail. We will simply assume that you are trying to hide the fact that you are too stupid to know when to use upper-case and when to use lower-case, (see Rule #1).

Rule #3

Do not use chat room abbreviations such as "U" for "you" and "R" for "are." We will simply assume that you are trying to hide the fact that you cannot spell three-letter words.

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